Andrew Mobbs (mobbsy) wrote,
Andrew Mobbs

“Ladies and Gentlemen, We Got Him!”

After eluding capture for weeks, the fugitive was spotted scurrying across an open stretch of ground before taking cover underneath the sofa. Our forces then laid a humane trap, baited with dried fruits of vitis vinifera. Around 01h00, as our forces were preparing to stand down for the night, noises described as “scritching” were heard. The trap was examined and was determined to contain the fugitive, alive and well. The entire mechanism was then removed to a neutral location some distance from our territorial claims, where the fugitive was released without any apparent harm having been suffered by any party. Our forces then returned to their basecamp for some rest and recuperation.
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