Well... I wasn't expecting Superman/Star Wars (Empire Strikes Back) crossover fanfic.
Will Colonel Sanders and the Amazing Mecha Squid beat Captain Gormless? Will True Love save the day against the Goatee of Evil? Will we ever tire of yet another fight scene? Is Commander Locke's first name really John? Will the Great Architect of the
Stay tuned for the next feature-length trailer from the Wachowski brothers.